How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?
She was maid in France !
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?
She was maid in France !
How do we know that insects are so clever ?
Because they always know when your eating outside !
How do witches lose weight?
They join weight witches.
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?
They’re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
How do you address a monster?
Very politely.
How do writers send e-mail?
On the Inkernet.
How do whales type e-mails?
With their fish fingers.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!