Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water?
He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.
Did you hear about the idiot who…
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Did you hear about the Irishman …
Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel?
Halfway across he decided he couldn’t make it so he swam back.
Did you hear about the Irishman …
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn’t tell the difference between his two horses?
His friend suggested measuring them, that didn’t help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Did you hear about the Irish mon…
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
Did you hear about the Iranian t…
Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn’t stand the draft?
Did you hear about the idiot who…
Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard?
He thought they were donut seeds.
Did you hear about the man in th…
Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?
Did you hear about the Louisiana…
Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he’d seen himself before?
Did you hear about the little bo…
Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ?
They called him Dad !
Did you hear about the lawyer wh…
Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog?
When the lawyer won, the dog bit him.