Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?
When the patient couldn’t pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
He made himself an offer he couldn’t understand.
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn’t have enough money tabaccer!
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job.
Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River?
He committed sewercide.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs?
He was all fingers and thumbs.
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands?
Where did he keep them?
In a handbag.mons