Knock KnockWho’s there ?

Chest !Chest who ?

Chest-nuts for sale !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?

Chris !Chris who ?

Chrisco’ll do you proud everytime !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?

Chopin !Chopin who ?

Chopin the supermarket !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?

Comic !Comic who ?

Comic and see me sometime !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?

Cows !Cows who ?

Cows go ‘moo’ not who !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?

Cologne !Cologne who ?

Cologne me names won’t help !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?

Cindy !Cindy who ?

Cindy next one in please !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?

Cigarette !Cigarette who ?

Cigarette life if you don’t weaken !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?

Closure !Closure who ?

Closure mouth when you eat !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?

Clown !Clown who ?

Clown for the count !