Knock KnockWho’s there ?
Cologne !Cologne who ?
Cologne me names won’t help !
Knock KnockWho’s there ?
Cologne !Cologne who ?
Cologne me names won’t help !
Knock KnockWho’s there ?
Chuck !Chuck who ?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch
Knock KnockWho’s there ?
Cindy !Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !
Knock KnockWho’s there ?
Cliff !Cliff who ?
Cliff hanger !
Knock KnockWho’s there ?
Closure !Closure who ?
Closure mouth when you eat !
Knock KnockWho’s there ?
Cigarette !Cigarette who ?
Cigarette life if you don’t weaken !
Knock KnockWho’s there ?
Clown !Clown who ?
Clown for the count !
Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, “What is three times seven?
“”Twenty-two,” Kowalski replied.After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn’t get the job.About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious.The next day, Kowalski went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, “Well, you were the closest.”
Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, “Janzek, I’m takin’ the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!”
Knock knockWho’s there?
Banana.Banana who?
Knock knockWho’s there?
Banana.Banana who?
Knock knock Who’s there?
Orange.Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?