Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.
Men are like power tools.They ma…
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Men are like mini skirts. If you…
Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.
Men are like old car tires.Baldi…
Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like pillows.Eventually,…
Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to …
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like mascara. They usual…
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Michael: It’s hard for my sister…
Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat.Maureen: Why ?
Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.
Men are like vacuum cleaners.The…
Men are like vacuum cleaners.They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men don’t get lost; they discove…
Men don’t get lost; they discover alternative destinations.
Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton an…
Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane hasonly 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, “SCREWTHE CHILDREN!!” Michael Jackson’s face lights up and he shouts, “YES, YES!! But do we have enough time?
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