Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.

Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.