Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s a woman’s job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.

Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.