Pig’s explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.
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Pig Breedingby Lena Bacon…
Pig Breedingby Lena Bacon
Pierre was a camper from France….
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn’t sing very well.’Does that make you homesick?
‘ someone asked Pierre.’No,’ he answered. ‘Just sick sick!’
Phoning the florist to order som…
Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover’s funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. “Message?
” she sputtered. “Well, I guess, ‘You will be missed.”‘ Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that the card had her exact words: “I guess you will be missed.”
Policeman: Are you going to a fi…
Policeman: Are you going to a fire?
Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
Police Officer: Why were you spe…
Police Officer: Why were you speeding?
Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
Police Officer: Why did you lead…
Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?
Driver: I love to travel.
Police Officer: Why are you driv…
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I’m in a car pool.
Police officer: Excuse me, but y…
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you crazy?
My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.
Police officer: And what do you …
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula?
Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.