Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: “We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement.”
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A. Engineers.
Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave at her.
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A. You can’t tuna fish.
Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world?
A. Pennsylvania
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A. They really raised Cain.
Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles?
A. Linedancing!