Q. What is eternity?
A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
Q. What is eternity?
A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!
Q. What’s te definition of a bachelor pad?
A. All the house plants are dead, but there’s something growing in the refrigerator.
Q. What’s a man’s idea of honestly in a relationship?
A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A. A power failure.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Honda…because the apostles were all in one Accord.