Q. What’s the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
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Q. What’s the difference between…
Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’?
A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!
Q. What’s the definition of a Ya…
Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a “quickie”, only you do it yourself.
Q. What’s the definition of a qu…
Q. What’s the definition of a quarter tone?
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
Q. What’s the best way to force …
Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Which area of Palestine was e…
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Where is the first tennis mat…
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. Where is the first baseball g…
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Q. Where is the best place in a …
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Q. Where does a fish keep his mo…
Q. Where does a fish keep his moneyA. In the River Bank!