Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?
A. Ihop
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Q. Where do fish sleep?A. In a r…
Q. Where do fish sleep?
A. In a river bed
Q. Where can you dance in Califo…
Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San Fran-disco
Q. What’s worse than finding a w…
Q. What’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you’re eating?
A. Finding half a worm.
Q. What’s the fastest way to a m…
Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. What’s the difference between…
Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Q. What’s the difference between…
Q. What’s the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?
A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner’s neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don’t return it.
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe pa…
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q. Why did the blonde get so exc…
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q. Why did the blonde climb over…
Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.