Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A…
Leave a reply
Author Archives: lennart
Q. Why did the ape run around wi…
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear …
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!
Q. Why can’t men get mad cow dis…
Q. Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A. Because they’re all pigs.
Q. Who was the greatest financie…
Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female f…
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian…
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitte…
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was …
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
Q. Why do men like smart women?A…
Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.