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A. It saves them a lot of time.
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Q. Why do men buy electric lawn …
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Q. Why do blondes have more fun?…
Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are easier to keep amused.
Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A…
Q. Why do bakers work so hard?
A. Because they need the dough
Q. Why do bagpipers leave their …
Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross…
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A. He didn’t have the guts too
Q. Why did the line dancer cross…
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Q. Why did the jellybean go to s…
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Q. Why did the chicken cross the…
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
Q. Why did the blonde write “TGI…
Q. Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes?
A. To remind her that “toes go in first.”