Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
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Q. Why was the blonde in the tre…
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised …
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Lo…
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men?
A. No phone numbers.
Q. Why is it that many lawyers h…
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Q. Why is it so hard for women t…
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. Why is it good to have a blon…
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when h…
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he’s in a race?
A. Because all his friends shout, “GO-RILLA!”
Q. Why do only 10% of men make i…
Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Q. Why do men need instant repla…
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.