Q.How is a heart like a musician?
A.They both have a beat 🙂
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Q.How do you put out a fire? A.T…
Q.How do you put out a fire?
A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!
Q.How can you tell when a Chicag…
Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Q.) What would you call a bunch …
Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?
A.) An air mattress.
Q: “How many members of the coal…
Q: “How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?
” A: “We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.”
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to…
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Q4: What is the head of an Itali…
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
Q3: What did the female dinosaur…
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops
Q2: What kind of materials do di…
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use …
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer