Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.
Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling crummy!
Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?
A. FireWeb …. of course!
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life?
A: Third Grade.
Q.How many blonde’s does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?
A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?
A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.