Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
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Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
A: They were riverdancing.
Q: Define Transvestite:A: A guy …
Q: Define Transvestite:A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Q: Dad, why do the singers rock …
Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?
A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
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Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in …
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?
A: The United States of America.
Q: “What has an IQ of 42?” A: “4…
Q: “What has an IQ of 42?
” A: “40 Marines plus their lieutenant”
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Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico…
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.