Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole?
A: He varnished into thin air!
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Q: Did you hear about the Jewish…
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,”Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslex…
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Q: Did you hear about the drumme…
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
Q: Did you hear about the concei…
Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde?
A: She screams her own name when she comes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde…
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde…
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?
A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde…
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde…
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde…
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.