Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?
A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
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Q: Did you hear the slogan for t…
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new “Stealth Condom?
“A: “They’ll never see you coming.”
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton…
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled?
A: Now it’s got two left wings.
Q: Did you hear that it is twice…
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is intr…
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton’s election?
A: It’s gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
Q: Did you hear about the Polak …
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of “Polish Remover”.
Q: Did you hear about the Polak …
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman?
A: He drove her buggy.
Q: Did you hear about the new fo…
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeup.
Q: Did you hear about the new bl…
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It’s not real bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Did you hear about the new bl…
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?
A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.