Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?
A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
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Q: Did you know that Clinton’s c…
Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn’t really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
Q: Did you hear what the blonde …
Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
A: “Oh, it’s not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That’s disgusting!”
Q: How can you identify an Irish…
Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
A: He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Q: How can you identify a comput…
Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?
A: There is White-out on the screen.
Q: How are women and rocks alike…
Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.
Q: How are Boris Becker and Pres…
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
A: Both aren’t as successful when they’re not on grass.
Q: Have you seen the polish mine…
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
Q: Have you heard about the new …
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: Have you heard about the Iris…
Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: There’s a 12-month waiting list.