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Q: Ever wonder about people who …
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
A: Just spell “Evian” backwards!
Q: Do you yield when a blind ped…
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for?
He can’t see my license plate.
Q: Do you know why the new footb…
Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?
A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
Q: Did you know they are taking …
Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?
A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!
Q: How can you tell if it was a …
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
A: There is writing on the White-out.
Q: How can you tell if a violin …
Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
A: The bow is moving.
Q: How can you tell if a cat is …
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde?
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde …
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses’ faces.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde …
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.