Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
A: He’s the stiff one.
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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton…
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes.
Q: How can you tell a blonde is …
Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
Q: How can you steal the window …
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How can you reduce the possib…
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: How can you tell which tricyc…
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: How can you tell when Clinton…
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
A: He’s got his jogging suit on.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Cl…
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?
A: If his lips are moving, then he’s lying.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Cl…
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
Q: How can you tell when a tenor…
Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?
A: When the other tenors notice.