Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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Q: How can you tell when a blond…
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
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Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?
A: She’s the one sleeping with the writer.
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Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
A: By their names.
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Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane?
A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
A: “You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?
A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
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Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.