Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Q: How did bulldogs get such fla…
Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses?
– A: From chasing cars.
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a cr…
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
A: Trying to save both faces.
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clin…
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Q: How did a blind woman pierce …
Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear?
A: Answering the stapler.
Q: How did a blind man meet his …
Q: How did a blind man meet his wife?
A: On a blind date!
Q: How did a blind man get poke …
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face?
A: Learning to eat with a fork.
Q: How did a blind man drive his…
Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
Q: How can you tell who is a blo…
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde’s boyfriend?
A: He’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: How did the frog cross the ro…
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.