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– A: From a cat-alogue!
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Q: How do blondes pierce their e…
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How did the Germans conquer P…
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to …
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?…
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a “tuba glue.”
Q: How do you find a blind man i…
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It’s not hard.
Q: How do you embarrass an arche…
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: How do you electrocute a blon…
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: …
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
Q: How do you describe a blonde,…
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.