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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A…
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A…
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spe…
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Q: How do know a clarinet player…
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
A: You can almost hear them.
Q: How do ghosts fly from one pl…
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
A: By scareplane.
Q: How do you keep your husband …
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
Q: How do you keep a blonde in s…
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘hi.’
Q: How do you keep a blonde in s…
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: How do you get a viola sectio…
Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
A: Write a whole note with “solo” above it.