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Q: How do you get a German out o…
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car?
– A: Put him in the front seat.
Q: How do you get a clarinet pla…
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?
A: You can’t!
Q: How do you get a cellist to p…
Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?
A: Write ‘pp, espressivo’.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregn…
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: How do you get a blonde off o…
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees?
A: Come.
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Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
A: Sit in the back and don’t play.
Q: How do you make a violin soun…
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.