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A: Her crayons are still sticky.
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Q: How do you take census in a P…
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
Q: How do you stop a Polish army…
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a …
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?
A: He’s the stiff one.
Q: How do you sink an Irish subm…
Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?
A: Knock on the hatch.
Q: How do you sink a Polish ship…
Q: How do you sink a Polish ship?
A: Put it in water.
Q: How do you recognize a blonde…
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Q: How do you recognize a blonde…
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: She’s the one on her bike.
Q: How do you protect a valuable…
Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?
A: Hide it in an accordion case.
Q: How do you picture yourself f…
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
A: By witchful thinking.