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Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac…
Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?
A: Acupuncture.
Q: How does a blonde commit suic…
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you tell which is the …
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
A: He’s the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Q: How do you tell when your lea…
Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
Q: How do you tell when a blonde…
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansa…
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough.If it isn’t, cut the barrel down a bit.
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer F…
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in …
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Q: How does Bill Clinton say “I’…
Q: How does Bill Clinton say “I’m about to hurt you”?
A: “Trust me.”