Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?
A: T-A-T-E-R.
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Q: How does a man keep his youth…
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How does a horny guy spell re…
Q: How does a horny guy spell relief?
A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
Q: How does a blonde prepare for…
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?
A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
Q: How does a blonde part their …
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)A2: By doing the splits.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?A:…
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm…
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish…
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6…
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: How many 2nd AD’s does it tak…
Q: How many 2nd AD’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Uh…standby, I’ll check on that.