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A: Why are you asking me that question?
Can’t you see I’m busy!
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Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it…
Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A ‘Real Woman’ would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flint…
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: How is lightning like a violi…
Q: How is lightning like a violist’s fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
Q: How is Clinton’s health care …
Q: How is Clinton’s health care reform a lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
Q: How is Christmas celebrated i…
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
A: They put parking meters on the roof!
Q: How is a penis like fishing?A…
Q: How is a penis like fishing?
A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
Q: How is a marriage like a hot …
Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm…
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.
Q: How has Clinton made his cabi…
Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?
A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.