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A: She opens the car door.
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Q: How does Stan Collymore chang…
Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him
Q: How many Arians does it take …
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
Q: How many Arians does it take …
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Arians does it take …
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Q: How many Aquarians does it ta…
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…
Q: How many Aquarians does it ta…
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Like, why don’t you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?
I’m, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.
Q: How many Aquarians does it ta…
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Q: How many anglers does it take…
Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but “It got away”
Q: How many Americans does it ta…
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn’t defective. A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.