Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would’ve done it.
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Q: How many Agents does it take …
Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Q: How many actors does it take …
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say “I could’ve done that.”
Q: How many Accountants does it …
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?
A: None-just assume it’s changed.
Q: How many absurdist/surrealist…
Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: November.
Q: How many baby sitters does it…
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.
Q: How many Ayatollahs does it t…
Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None-there weren’t any light bulbs in the 13th century.
Q: How many auto mechanics does …
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six – One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he’ll have to replace the whole socket.
Q: How many Australians does it …
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first. A: Two – one to say “She’ll be right mate” and one to fetch the beers. A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say “Good on yer, mate!”
Q: How many art directors does i…
Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb?
I’ve got this neat candle holder…