Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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Q: How many bluegrass musicians …
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it’s electrified.
Q: How many blondes does it take…
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
Q: How many blonde jokes are the…
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One – the rest are all true.
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it…
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does i…
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two–One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does i…
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None–He’ll only promise “change.”
Q: How many Bill Clintons does i…
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: He doesn’t! He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
Q: How many bikers does it take …
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Q: How many believable, competen…
Q: How many believable, competent, “just right for the job” presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It’s going to be a dark 4 years, isn’t it?