Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they’ll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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Q: How many bass players does it…
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.
Q: How many bass players does it…
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one – but the guitarist has to show him first.
Q: How many circus performers do…
Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
Q: How many Chinese Red Guards d…
Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000 – to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Q: How many Chinamen does it tak…
Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Q: How many Capricorns does it t…
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: Why should I bother?
It’s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
Q: How many Capricorns does it t…
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Capricorns can’t afford new lightbulbs — unless they’re a legitimate business expense.
Q: How many Capricorns does it t…
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
Q: How many Cancerians does it t…
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.