Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, and they’ll use a non-disposable diaper too!
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn’t translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Q: How many DP’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, if he’s got a good crew to do it.
Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Q: How many Director’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one… but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?