Q: How many Director’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Q: How many Development Executiv…
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Well, first let’s talk about the concept behind this whole “light bulb” thing.
Q: How many Development Executiv…
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Q: How many Democrats does it ta…
Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
Q: How many conservatives does i…
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Q: How many Communists does it t…
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two – one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
Q: How many Clinton White House …
Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
Q: How many Clinton administrati…
Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two–one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.
Q: How many Geminis does it take…
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they’re done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.
Q: How many French farmers does …
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.