Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Q: How many fire safety guys dos…
Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One — but it’s an 8 hour minimum.
Q: How many existentialists does…
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
Q: How many Executive Producers …
Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Executive Producers don’t screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Q: How many Ethiopians does it t…
Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.
Q: How many Englishmen does it t…
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What do you mean change it?
It’s a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
Q: How many editors does it take…
Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
Q: How many editors does it take…
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we’ll have to change everything.
Q: How many drummers does it tak…
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
Q: How many DP’s does it take to…
Q: How many DP’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. No, two. No… How many do we have on the truck?