Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
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Q: How many Geminis does it take…
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the “Bluffer’s Guide to Changing Lightbulbs.”
Q: How many Librans does it take…
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why change the bulb?
Isn’t it more romantic in the dark?
Q: How many Librans does it take…
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it’s just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn’t know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps …
Q: How many Librans does it take…
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Q: How many liberals does it tak…
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one’s knee from jerking. A: None: They can’t remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment.
Q: How many Liberal Democrats do…
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. “Well it’s not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of…(blah blah waffle)”
Q: How many Leos does it take to…
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Q: How many Leos does it take to…
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
Q: How many Leos does it take to…
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Leos don’t change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.