Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, “I could do that better.
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Q: How many Labour Party members…
Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They haven’t got a policy on that.
Q: How many journalists does it …
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
Q: How many Italians does it tak…
Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
Q: How many Osamas does it take …
Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They don’t have lightbulbs in caves
Q: How many Oregonians does it t…
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Q: How many newsmen does it take…
Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he’ll tell everybody.
Q: How many musicians does it ta…
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Q: How many MP’s does it take to…
Q: How many MP’s does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it’s done.
Q: How many movie directors does…
Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.