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Q: How many Wardrobe people does…
Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: “Nobody said I needed doubles on that!”
Q: How many Waiters does it take…
Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, even a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiters eye
Q: How many Virgos does it take …
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Virgos don’t have time to change their own lightbulbs. They’re too busy changing them for everyone else.
Q: How many Virgos does it take …
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Let’s see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who’s fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they’re changing the bulb
Q: How many Virgos does it take …
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Q: how many vietnam vets does it…
Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU WEREN’T THERE, MAN!!! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!
Q: How many US Presidents does i…
Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment. A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra lightbulb.
Q: How many UPM’s does it take t…
Q: How many UPM’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! If you’d just make it a day exterior we wouldn’t be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!”
Q: How many Union Lighting Techn…
Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s not a bulb, it’s a globe.