Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
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Q: How many senators does it tak…
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
Q: How many screenwriters to mak…
Q: How many screenwriters to make “Titanic” a good movie?
A: One more than they had.
Q: How many Screenwriters does i…
Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The bulbs IN and it’s staying IN!
Q: How many Scotsmen does it tak…
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Scotsmen don’t change light bulbs, it’s cheaper to sit in the dark
Q: How many Scorpios does it tak…
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Q: How many Scorpios does it tak…
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: So who wants to know?
Why do *you* want to know?
Are you a cop?
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped to…
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first?
A: Who cares!
Q: How would a blonde punctuate …
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?
: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry”A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
Q: How so you call a member of t…
Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?
A: A Buy-ologist.