Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws?
A: None. The Sociali–Democrats do that
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Q: How many Real Men does it tak…
Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Real Men aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many publishers does it t…
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Q: How many tourists does it tak…
Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Q: How many Taureans does it tak…
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Q: How many Taureans does it tak…
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: Taureans don’t like to change anything.
Q: How many Survivors does it ta…
Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote ’em off the ladder.
Q: How many Stuntmen does it tak…
Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin’ he looked doing it.
Q: How many Studio Executives do…
Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don’t know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
Q: How many Sound Recordists doe…
Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: WHAT?