Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that’s a hardware problem.
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Q: How many Scorpios does it tak…
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None – they’d rather sit in the dark.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it…
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?
Q: How many Sagittarians does it…
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?
Q: How many Sagittarians does it…
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
Q: How many Russians does it tak…
Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s a military secret.
Q: How many Russian leaders does…
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don’t last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Q: How many retarded Italian gar…
Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but don’t expect results.
Q: How many Republicans does it …
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
Q: How many republicans does it …
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.