Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: only the inner light matters.
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Q: How many Pisceans does it tak…
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lightbulb?
What lightbulb?
Q: How many Pisceans does it tak…
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh?
The light’s out?
Q: How many perverts does it tak…
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Q: How many Pentium designers do…
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.
Q: How many Pentagon procurement…
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Q: How many PA’s does it take to…
Q: How many PA’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine……..one to do it and eight others to wish they’d been asked.
Q: How many PA’ does it take to …
Q: How many PA’ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What’s a light bulb?
Q: How many over eager PA’s does…
Q: How many over eager PA’s does it take to screw in a li…A: Done!
Q: How many politicians does it …
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.