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Q: What did the emu say to the n…
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Q: What did the elephant say to …
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q: What did the Egyptian man say…
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
A: “Come behind the pyramid, and I’ll make you a mummy!”
Q: What did the dumb blonde say …
Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that “Scheherezade” was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?
A: “Why’d his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?
!!?
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Q: What did the dinosaur say whe…
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: What did the cook say to the …
Q: What did the cook say to the dough?
A: I “NEED” you!
Q: What did the cannibal do afte…
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
Q: What did the blonde’s dentist…
Q: What did the blonde’s dentist find?
A: Teeth in the cavity.
Q: What did the blonde think of …
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.