Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.
Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend?
A: “Funny, you don’t feel Jewish.”
Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A: Ok you 2, dont start anything
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?
A:”Look at the jam you’ve gotten us into!”
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
– A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?
A: “Never! I’m not going to let my wife run the country!!”
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him?
A: Rearranged the furniture