Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: What can save a dying blonde?
A: Hair transplants.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind2. No business.
Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for?
A: It’s Braille for ‘Suck here.’
Q: What are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college?
A: “Would you like fries with that?
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Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?